READ THE
FOOTNOTES.
You posted the chart. He opened the filings. It's been awkward ever since.
FUNDAMENTALS / NOT VIBES
A BEAR MARKET HAS A NEW FACE EST. 2026
MICHEAL
PURRY.
BAD KITTY.
WORSE OUTLOOK.
Everyone else is having a financial crisis. He's annoyed they interrupted his lunch.
THE MARKETOVERCONFIDENT
THE CATUNIMPRESSED
THE PAIRUSDC
“YOU READ THE HYPE.
I READ THE FOOTNOTES.”
I READ THE FOOTNOTES.”
FIG. 01 AN INVESTOR RELATIONS NIGHTMARE ↘ ↘ ↘
DEPARTMENT OF BAD NEWSEXHIBIT A ● THE ORIGINAL THESIS
The classic you can't just short everything meme
01 / THE THESIS
THE WORLD IS
A BULL CASE.
PURRY IS NOT.
He didn't call a bottom.
He called your thesis embarrassing.
READ THE
EVERY DIP HAS
A BASEMENT.
“It's just a healthy correction” is not a risk management strategy.
NO FREE TREATS ON THE WAY DOWN
NO SOL.
NO COPIUM.
Paired with USDC. Because the cat doesn't trust your bags or your excuses.
NETWORK: SOLANA / PAIR: USDC
EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING A FINANCIAL CRISIS.
HE'S ANNOYED THEY INTERRUPTED HIS LUNCH.
02 / INTERACTIVE RESEARCH
BULL CASE
HOTLINE.
Submit your finest excuse for why the market definitely can't go down. Purry will review it with the compassion of a margin call.
SELECT A BULLISH EXCUSE
MICHEAL_PURRY.EXECASE #001
[ SCANNING BULLISH NONSENSE ]CONNECTED ●
RISKREVIEW
P U R R Y / A N A L Y S I S
“Cute. The same people said the last bubble was transitory.”
RECOMMENDATIONBULL CASE: REJECTED
03 / PRIMARY SOURCES (UNFORTUNATELY)
THE MEME
VAULT.
Market commentary from a cat
who's already seen your stop loss.
EXHIBIT 01I SHORTED.
EXHIBIT 02THE LONG WAY DOWN.
EXHIBIT 03IT'S HAPPENING.
EXHIBIT 04THE BULLS.
EXHIBIT 05THE HOUSE FUND.
EXHIBIT 06THE CYCLE.
EXHIBIT 07ALL SHORT.
EXHIBIT 08THE CHART.
OPEN ANY EXHIBIT TO VIEW IT FULL SIZE. IT'S NOT INVESTMENT RESEARCH. IT'S A CAT.
04 / THE LAUNCH DESK
MEME COIN.
BAD ATTITUDE.
The mascot is bearish. The token is a meme. Don't confuse those two sentences with an actual hedge.
THE CAT DOESN'T NEED
YOUR APPROVAL. ↘
YOUR APPROVAL. ↘
NO SOFT LANDING GUARANTEED. NO HARD LANDING GUARANTEED. JUST A VERY JUDGMENTAL CAT.
MICHEAL PURRY / TOKEN DOSSIERPRE-LAUNCH
PAIRED WITH● USDC
- NETWORK
- SOLANA
- PAIR ASSET
- USDC
- TICKER
- TO BE ANNOUNCED
- CONTRACT ADDRESS
- NOT PUBLISHED
●Contract and trading links will appear here when they're officially published. Don't trust look-alikes.
USDC is the intended trading pair, not a guarantee of stable token value or backing. This meme token does not track a short position, ETF, or market index.
05 / COMPLIANCE (BORING, BUT NECESSARY)
FINE
PRINT.
Even a cat has to read the disclaimers.
IS PURRY REALLY SHORTING THE MARKET?
No. MICHEAL PURRY is a fictional meme persona and the coin is not an inverse ETF, derivative, short position, or hedge. The theme is satire.
WHAT DOES PAIRED WITH USDC MEAN?
The intended trading pair uses USDC as its quote asset. That does not make the meme token worth one dollar, redeemable for USDC, collateralized by USDC, or protected against losses.
WHERE'S THE REAL CONTRACT ADDRESS?
The official mint address will be shown in the launch desk above once it's available. Until then, do not assume a similarly named token is this project.
IS THIS CONNECTED TO MICHAEL BURRY OR THE MOVIE?
No. This is an independent parody project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Michael Burry, the filmmakers, or any financial firm.